You throw a little girl a ball, and it will hit her in the nose.
You throw a little boy a ball, and he will try to catch it. Then it will hit him in the nose.
All little girl will pick up a stick and look in wonder at what God has made.
A little boy will pick up a stick and turn it into a gun.
Little girls will tend to play things like house or learn to read.
Little boys will tend to do things like putting a bucket over their head and running into walls.
If a girl accidentally burps, she will be embarrassed.
If a boy accidentally burps, he will follow it with a dozen more fake belches.
When girls play with Barbie & Ken dolls, they like to dress them up and play house with them.
When boys play with Barbie & Ken dolls, they like to figure out how to remove their limbs and heads.
Little girls grow their fingernails long because they can dig them into a boy's arm.
Little boys grow their fingernails long because they're too lazy to cut them.
Baby girls find mommy's make-up and instinctively starts painting their face.
Baby boys find mommy's make-up and instinctively starts painting the walls.
Baby girls will cry if someone dies in a movie.
Baby boys will cry if you turn off the VCR after they're watched "Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles" 3 times in a row.
Most baby girls talk before boys do.
Before boys talk, they learn how to make machine-gun noises.
Girls turn into women. Boys turn into men.
Hope you had a fun time reading!
God bless and have a good day!
Always,
...deb...