Ah Beng went to school one day and was given an assignment to write an essay of colors. So this is what he wrote.
"One morning, the telephone rang so I pink up the phone. "Yellow, Yellow!!! I said. "Blues that?" The man on the other side whispered something which I could not hear. So I shouted "White you say?". The man did not answer. Ah Beng got angry and said, "Hey you! Don't purply call and don't call black and slams down the phone."
Ah Beng's teacher read his essay and FAINTED!
Just to make your day!
God bless!
Always,
...deb...